Cheers to another year of The_One_King masturbating in the high school bathroom when he sees a girl's thong (no homo). Maybe this year he can find some kids to eat with during lunch time!
To all my ballers already done with high school: did you ever go in to the teacher's lounge? That place was bananas - they had a shit load of Sunny Delight in the fridge of the teacher's lounge at my school. I would always wait until a teacher's birthday so I could grab some cake and some Sunny D - a two for one deal if you will. Shit was balla.
P.S. What's the over/under on how many times a day The_One_King wishes school was over so he can post on the Vesti with his "e-friends?"
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