Adam_FatFuck

Here is my interpreation of Adam_First's romantic sexual encounter that allowed him to lose his V-Card (tee hee).

Soulja Boi made me booty hurt on MSN no homo

Conversation went like this:

Fritos says:
no homo but you wrecked marco polo
Fritos says:
the matrix reference was sick ya dig
DeAndre says:
no homo but you aint sell an album in ya life nigga yo dig?
Fritos says:
wanna bet b
DeAndre says:
yeah
Fritos says:
this is young buck you gonna make me cry ya dig
DeAndre says:
whats ya net worth nigga?
Fritos says:
2.6 mil with a couple pesos thrown in
DeAndre says:
ye aint young buck
DeAndre says:
young buck has a concert rite now ya nigga
Fritos says:
you didnt know i had msn
Fritos says:
no i dont
DeAndre says:
HA
DeAndre says:
Fuck ya life nigga
DeAndre says:
hit 25 million an well talk
DeAndre says:
for now
DeAndre says:
peace!

DwightK.Schrute

Racism is funny. When I go up to my latino vato Matt (white name, am i right?) and say "why do you stink" knowing that it's a rhetorical question and the answer is "because he's Mexican" that's funny. But pure racism is unfunny. Ergot some user named Dwight on the IGN Board Network. He said, in confidentiality to another user and in great detail, his views on the superiority of the Caucasian and spouted in a round about way the hierarchy of the races which placed the anglo-saxon on the top of the racial pedestal. This, was just the tip of the iceberg.

He then went on to talk about how all races should be divided (for the good of the white people we are left to presume) via differing territories. Dwight is what we call a "racist." If you agree with Dwight you are a "racist." If you don't want to ledge a spear in to Dwight's heart you are a "racist."

We should be racist against Dwight. Dwight is ignorant. Dwight is a microcosm of the blinded, hate monger that roams our suburbs and convinces his white friends that black people deserve to be killed because they are "gangsters" and that every Mexican in a lowrider "rapes children." Fuck Dwight.

Everyone pm Dwight a picture of Strom Thurman goat fucking his icon. The sad thing is: Dwight probably won't learn from being called out for his racism. He secretly believes everyone agrees with him and that we are afraid to show our "true colors" by concurring with his sentiments. No, Dwight - we just think you are a racist scum bag who should be monkey fucked by John McCain's decrepit dick. Die.

Oh and for fun, here's a link to some more of Dwight's racist messages: Dwight's racist fun, click here!

P.S. And the password to that album is lulzcon

This week The_One_King started his senior year of high school!

Cheers to another year of The_One_King masturbating in the high school bathroom when he sees a girl's thong (no homo). Maybe this year he can find some kids to eat with during lunch time!

To all my ballers already done with high school: did you ever go in to the teacher's lounge? That place was bananas - they had a shit load of Sunny Delight in the fridge of the teacher's lounge at my school. I would always wait until a teacher's birthday so I could grab some cake and some Sunny D - a two for one deal if you will. Shit was balla.


P.S. What's the over/under on how many times a day The_One_King wishes school was over so he can post on the Vesti with his "e-friends?"

Oh and _Vei_ is a huge loser as well

This guy not only plays World of Warcraft, but posts on a World of Warcraft message board:

Exhibit A: Post with image linking to The_One_King's photobucket by a user named Vei

_Vei_ is a really shitty user on top of being a loser. I think I might switch my week long rant to _Vei_; he sucks a lotta dick.

The_One_king

This is going to be a week long dedication to how much of a loser The_One_King is. After recently viewing a thread that detailed his excitement following a 2 p.m. birthday party at Applebees I felt that this exposee was necessary.

First example of The_One_king being a loser: his livejournal

Look at the pics he has in that folder. Are you serious The_One_king? Were you on the way to building a pedophile fanfic, or what? I seriously see no need to have those really creepy pics in your photo album.

For an extra laugh, read this guy's "memories." Really funny stuff. Example of a classic The_One_King entry:

"Hah! He may be just an egg, but he takes after his father!"

Wow man, thanks for that brilliance.

Tomorrow we will take a look at his creepy allegiance to the IGN Board Network. Guy has like 30 some odd pics of the IGN boards in his photo bucket album (no homo bro).

The most ballerist shit ever (literally)

So I recently stepped my technological game up and am now the proud owner of wireless internet. Some people may not think that is a big deal - and it really isn't when you take it at face value - but when you think about the myriad of opportunities it opens up your mind, like mine, becomes dizzy with possibilities.

One of the things that is now possibly with my newly attained wireless capabilities is the ability to take a shit and browse the internet at the same time. Right now, for example, 3 KFC Snackers are leaving my poop chute and I am posting this blog. You may ask "why would he tell us something so disgusting?" My answer: because I can.

But seriously, this is baller as fuck. Before, I would sit on my toilet and think of amazing rap lines, or things to talk about, but in the midst of my mind-warping shit would forget copious amounts of awesomeness. Now, I am able to let my mind and my ass simultanouesly do work no homo. It is pretty ill.

I digress to inform you that my shit is not going as well as this blog so I must abruptly end this blog without any real closure (altough I don't know how you close a blog about shit blogging).

I have Internet now

Anyone else as excited as I am?

I just farted in the Starbucks I'm at...

Twice

Take that you evil mocha caramel macchiato double shotted espresso loving fag ass conglomerate.

I have

Some vid-ya games I'm wanting to sell; hit me up at fritostastegood@yahoo.com if you are interested in purchasing some systems/games. Just tell me what you are interested in and I will tell you if I have it and we can move forward from there no homo.

My swag is taking some hits

So I just moved in to a new pad. It's really fucking sick and I'd elaborate on how baller it is and how much pussy I am going to get merely due to my new real estate but I don't want to sound like a pompous douche. By the way, I really want to go to a snooty fucking party where some guy says "Hardy har har where's the tea and crumpets" and just lift up my leg and fart while saying YULLLEEEE. Some people want to be astronauts, some porn stars, I just want to fart near a really rich, snooty guy and I'll be satisfied.

Anyway, so my new place isn't going to have cable (internet or tv) until the end of next week. This sucks. Not only have I already exhausted all possible PC feature that I currently have at my dispoal, but I have beat off to every porno on my computer. I will not resort to re-using the same one twice that is NOT acceptable.

So right now I am at a fucking Starbucks using the internet. Everyone here is old as fuck with glasses and currently crossing their legs like homos, or really Asian. Both of these types of people suck gigantic balls.

My swag is taking some hits right now.

Fuck Brett Favre

I have to resort to watching re-runs of American Gladiator on ESPN Classic to satiate my sports fix without seeing constant updates on Brett Favre. At this point I am willing to send him strong cash considerations to get the fuck off my TV and retire like his old ass should. You are 40 fucking years old and in a historical sense extremely overrated so please don't tarnish my viewing of sporting events to pop up so I can see what you have been text messaging the Packers' president.

By the way, does anyone find it weird that Favre handles his business with text messages? He's a 40 year old multi-millionaire does he not have the ability to call and handle his business in a more up-front and mature manner? Favre sounds like the kind of pussy that would text a girl to ask her out - what a bitch made old head lame.

Seriously though, I've stomached him for as long as I possibly could no homo and I want him to just take the stacks that the President of the organization is offering him and go the fuck away.

That ShinobiJoe guy....

For everyone that doesn't know, here's a synopsis of a recent situation that has been going down at the IGN boards:

ShinobiJoe - a user on the IGN board network - created two female aliases based on real females that he interacted with on a regular basis to "mess" with the frequent users of the board network. He claimed his boredom over the course of 26,280 plus hours of real world time caused him to fuel the account-triad and continue to rouse the internet community. My take - the guy is a fucking nut.

A social experiment is working on some empirical data that gives you a deeper look at the human psyche. Proving that horny males are willing to do anything to see some pussy is not going to shit any tectonic plates; it's simply obvious that the World is filled with a lot of horny - and sometimes pathetic - guys that will do any and everything to see some pussy.

Pretending to be not just one, but two females over a 3 fucking year period is straight-up disgusting and sad. 3 years ago I was still getting blue balled by allowing boppas to sucker me in to finger banging without services in return - time's change and people evolve. I can see how you would want to do something for laughs, I went really over-the-top on the stereotypes of the environment I was raised in for laughs, but I don't understand how someone could go as far as you did.

The worst part about it is that one of his "characters" in this situation is his wife. Why would you disrespect someone that is such a valuable part of your life for mere laughs? You told thousands of online users through countless conversations and pictures of her fucking vagina that she is a slut-bag whore not even worthy of being respected by aids-infested hobos. If she signed off on you totally degrading her character for you to laugh when you're bored, your relationship is fucking sick and you should both have to roam the Earth with tatoos on your forehead stating "We are sick fucks." True, the internet isn't that serious and it is a medium for laughs, but on a daily basis you made your wife look like a whore - there has to be some part of your subconscious that has no respect for your wife and with that being not only plausible but overtly likely you have a lot of problems to address on top of being a sick fuck.

It is impossible to cover up this whole situation with this idea of "a social experiment" Mr. Shinobi Joe. It is much more believable to me, and the thousands of other users who have visited the IGN board networks, that you are merely a sick mother fucker with closet homo-sexual feelings and resentment towards your wife. Your claim of being a secret scientist scoping out the emotions and feelings of male users online - I don't buy it. I think everyone has realized over a 3-year period how sick a human being you are. I hope this post gives you the push you need to seek help good sir, you certainly need it.